What Is Wrong With Celebrities?

by sean on June 14, 2004

They’re just plain nuts.

Courteney Cox Arquette has a new friend: a baby girl named Coco, a spokeswoman for the couple said Monday.

Oh my God. Do these people really want to sentence their kids to a life of ridicule? Then again, all their money might by them happiness, right?

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

brendan June 14, 2004 at 6:35 pm

well at least apple, the offspring of chris martin and gwyneth paltrow, will be an incredibly talented and attractive child. “Coco,” on the other hand… er, not so talented.

sean June 14, 2004 at 9:40 pm

What are you talking about? Haven’t you seen Scream? HA

eRobin June 15, 2004 at 1:16 am

Coco – like CoCo Chanel. I like it. And it sounds good with Arquette: CoCo Arquette. CoCo Cox, not so much. I’m just glad she had a healthy baby after all the trouble they had. I like the name “Apple” too. Now, what will Julia Roberts name her twins??

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