or does Ricky "Man on Dog" Santorum seem to have given up on his reelection chances? Maybe he's jockeying for a position in a post-Bush wingnut religious fringe GOP Administration (God help us).
Department of Education? I can see it now. In place of modern sex ed classes, high school students will be required to spend their class time constructing dioramas of 1950's American households. In one room there’s Dad coming home to Mom at the front door holding a double Dewars on the rocks, and in another there’s drunk Dad beating Mom with his belt for overcooking the roast.
Ah, the ideal nuclear family. If we could only achieve Man on Dog’s dream.